Craigslist: I Sucked Your…

This one really doesn’t need my commentary.  It can stand on its own…and not just because the guy the little slut is looking for is apparently rocking a kick-stand:

I sucked your BIG DICK at the Club 2 years ago – m4m – 23 (Club Stl)

You were tall, dark hair, in shape, goodlooking, muscles, and a BIG DICK. You tried to fuck me but I ended up sucking you instead. Just seeing if you were still in the area. I was/a young, baby face. 5’10, 165, and couldnt believe how big you were.

Yes, I swear to you this is real.