Porn Shop Owners’ South County Home Penetrated By Two Guys

 Posted on December 27, 2012  |  The Editor

According to St. Louis County Police reports, two armed men broke in to the home of the owners of multiple “adult entertainment businesses” in the area, stealing cash and injuring both victims. The intruders beat up the husband and wife at their home on the 4400 block of Forder Ridge in south St. Louis County, according to police, and stole an undisclosed amount of cash. The victims were treated for minor injuries at an area hospital. [Read More]
home invasion  porn  south county 

South County Woman Beats the Hell Out of Her Possibly Demonic Grandmother

 Posted on November 30, 2012  |  The Editor

It’s tough to watch close relatives get old. As their ability to do their once simple tasks slowly slip from their withered grasp, they rely on us to be strong for them and guide them through those last remaining miles, but it’s not always easy to be strong. Some nights as you tuck your 92-year-old grandmother in to bed, your mind begins to drift to unpleasant thoughts like “Is this the last Christmas I’ll have with my grandma? [Read More]
assault  demon  grandmother  south county 

The Castlewood Treatment Center Sounds Scary and Awesome

 Posted on November 13, 2012  |  The Editor

Four lawsuits have now been filed against South County’s Castlewood Treatment Center concerning memory implants which is not something we believed to be possible, but now we’re pretty stoked as we’ve always wanted to be a secret agent on Mars! The allegations made by the former patients include having fake memories that convinced them that they were victims of satanic ritual abuse, that they witnessed murder, and even memories that they had eaten children. [Read More]
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Some Guy in South County Built a Castle

 Posted on November 5, 2012  |  The Editor

With construction nearly complete, the neighbors of the 2300 block of Telegraph Road now have a castle in their midst. South County finally has it’s “Methingham Palace”. Kinda weird, but solid idea going with the grey exterior. Going with white would have been a nightmare with all the drunks trying to find your drive-through window at all hours of the night. It’s still under construction and construction workers on site confirmed the name of the owner, but wouldn’t say anything about why he’s building a castle. [Read More]
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12 Year-Old Tased in South County Victoria’s Secret

 Posted on August 2, 2012  |  The Editor

A police officer tased a 12 year-old girl in the South County Mall’s Victoria’s Secret after coming in to arrest her mom for multiple unpaid traffic tickets. [Charlene Bratton] had just tried on some shorts and was about to buy them when she says a St. Louis County officer came looking for her. Bratton had warrants, she says, for numerous unresolved traffic tickets. “He said, put your hands behind your back. [Read More]
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Someone Was Making Meth in the South County Walmart

 Posted on June 8, 2012  |  The Editor

So maybe we’re the only one, but we just figured that all Walmarts were cleared at night to sweep for meth labs. Maybe not though, because the South County Walmart was cleared out last night for that very reason and everyone’s all surprised. A customer cooking a so-called “one pot” batch of methamphetamine inside a pop bottle in her purse caused the Thursday night evacuation of the South County Walmart store. [Read More]
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Another Guy Gets Shot in the Face

 Posted on December 15, 2010  |  The Editor

Wow, a guy got shot in the face! Crazy, you don’t hear about that happening to often…unless you live in St. Louis and then it happens every few months. Authorities say that the male victim was inside of a home when someone knocked on the door. When the victim opened the door, he was reportedly shot in the face by the suspect. Come on! The face?! Really. Why? Why right in the face? [Read More]
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$800,000 of Lotto Winnings Left Unclaimed in South County

 Posted on December 7, 2010  |  The Editor

3, 11, 24, 26, 29 A “Show Me Cash” (see what they did there?) ticket was sold a Quicktrip on Gravois in South County that won the lucky owner precisely $829,986, but as of this writing, the prize is still unclaimed. What could a South County resident buy with over $800,000 dollars? Um…lets se…here are our top 5 guesses: An $800,000 dollar Best Buy gift card. A $5o Costco membership and then a shit-load of cheese and kleenex. [Read More]
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South County Library Displays Creepy Collection of Someone Else’s Dead Royalty

 Posted on November 11, 2010  |  The Editor

Collecting Raggedy Ann dolls, tea pots and Popeye stuff just isn’t enough for some people. Some times you gotta go for the gold and top it all off with a collection of stuff about a dead person that was briefly royalty to a group of people several thousand miles away. [Helen] McKenna collects tea pots and tea cups. She collects Raggedy Ann and Andy dolls. She owns a collection devoted to all things Popeye. [Read More]
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