Stop Shooting People in Their Faces You Assholes!

Again. It happened again! A 17-year-old hospitalized after he was shot in the face. It happened Monday night near Bryant and O’Fallon in north St. Louis. The unidentified teen is hospitalized in serious condition. (That’s the whole story on KMOX’s site. Not sure why it was phrased in extended Haiku form.) Why do we have to keep going over this?! August 9th, 2010: “Dude Buying CDs Gets Shot in the Face“ [Read More]

St. Louis: The Face Shootin’-est City This Side of the Mississippi!

It’s been about 60 days, so we were due for a good ole fashioned St. Louis face shooting! This time it was in North St. Louis (Whaaat? No way!) off of Union, just north of Martin Luther King Dr (Double whaaaat?! No way!). A 27-year-old man is in critical condition after being shot in the face outside of Union Market, in north St. Louis. Police say the victim was walking out on the 1900 block of Union, when witnesses say they heard gunshotsand discovered the victim outside. [Read More]

Another Guy Gets Shot in the Face

Wow, a guy got shot in the face! Crazy, you don’t hear about that happening to often…unless you live in St. Louis and then it happens every few months. Authorities say that the male victim was inside of a home when someone knocked on the door. When the victim opened the door, he was reportedly shot in the face by the suspect. Come on! The face?! Really. Why? Why right in the face? [Read More]