Someone Was Making Meth in the South County Walmart

So maybe we’re the only one, but we just figured that all Walmarts were cleared at night to sweep for meth labs. Maybe not though, because the South County Walmart was cleared out last night for that very reason and everyone’s all surprised. A customer cooking a so-called “one pot” batch of methamphetamine inside a pop bottle in her purse caused the Thursday night evacuation of the South County Walmart store. [Read More]

You Can’t Bring Your Gun and Ammo in to Walmart

29 year old Tyrel Lee Campbell, obviously fromt the from the Ozarks being as he has 3 in-use names and one of them is “Tyrel”, was arrested and charged with “unlawful use of a weapon and drug possession” stemming from a little incident at a local Walmart over “Black Friday”. Apparently Tyrel took the term “Door Busters” a little farther than he should have. He’s accused of walking into a Branson Walmart the day after Thanksgiving. [Read More]

Craigslist: Saw You in Them Pants

“Saw you in them pants!” Oh you sweet talker you! What’s this? Did our panties just drop?! Damn we knew we shouldn’t have worn our loosest pair of panties while going through Craigslist’s Missed Connections. saw you in them pants – m4w – 42 (wentzville walmart) ****you were working in the dairy section with a price gun and tight pants. your in your 40s and are as fit as a fiddle. [Read More]

St. Louisans Find Love at Area Walmarts

If you don’t think Walmart is in our midwestern blood stream like that really bad case of gonorrhea we got when I fooled around with that heiressbartenderstripperhooker in the parking lot of the Casino Queen [Editor’s Note: Call me Porsche!], then you got another thing coming! Not only do we buy mayonnaise in bulk there, we also tend to find love by the gallon! One quick look through missed connections on Craigslist found 18 attempts to reconnect that person they felt an instant connection through the crowds of blue vests and hairy-backed men in sleeveless shirts. [Read More]