Cardinals Fan Does Something Dirty Next to Jim Hayes on Fox Sports Midwest
Skip Schumaker Loses Butt Virginity On National TV
The Cardinals are winning and avoiding their all too frequent ass kicking defeats, but somehow Skip Schumaker is still going to wake up today with a sore ass.
Here’s Cardinal Prospect Kolten Wong With His Shirt Off Talking About His Tattoos
Fredbird the Motorcycle Stuntman
We interrupt your Monday to bring you Fredbird doing motorcycle stunts at Big St Charles Motorsports over the weekend, because…well…it’s weird. It would have been weird and awesome, but someone took two tries to complete the post-stunt high five.
This is the kind of crazy stuff we get in the Punching Kitty inbox.
Lance Berkman Eyes Return to Cardinals and the Creepiest Baseball Pose Ever
Everyone’s favorite Cardinal not named David Freese, Lance Berkman, is about to return to the club after a long stint on the disabled list, and he’s really looking forward to it. Like super excited. Really really really excited. Creepy excited:
…maybe a little too excited.
Take it down a notch Lance.
SNY Broadcasted Mets No Hitter Reaction From Both R.A. Dicky and an Actual Dick
The World’s Stupidest Tattoo Features 2011 World Series
Fox Sports Midwest Thinks All Middle Infielder Bench Players Are the Same
Good catch by the tip line from yesterday’s Cardinal game. Poor Daniel Descalso, he’s only going to hit a few home runs each year, so the least Fox Sports Midwest could do is get the man’s name right as he rounds the bases.
Of course it could be worse. They could have called him “Bench Player Guy”, like poor “Minor League Guy” from spring training.