Bernie Finds a New Avenue For Rams Suckage

 Posted on October 19, 2009  |  The Editor

In his weekly “Bernie’s Bits” column in the Post Dispatch, St. Louis sports scribe Bernie Miklasz opened a six pack of word whoop ass on the Rams. I know, a sports writer taking the Rams to task isn’t surprising. They suck. Royal. Bernie wasn’t talking about their on-field performance though, he was talking about the odd way they treat the media and the fans. Devaney has become increasingly uncooperative and distant with the local media. [Read More]

Shut the Hell Up About Rush Limbaugh!

 Posted on October 15, 2009  |  The Editor

To: St. Louis Subject: RE: Rush Limbaugh and the Rams If he wants to buy to Rams with his money, who cares? If you don’t like him, guess what? Doesn’t matter. If you think he’s awesome…guess what? Doesn’t matter. He’ll be a freaking minority owner, so really, calm the hell down. That ownership team doesn’t have a chance as it stands right now anyway. Please stop. Also, I hear they kicked him out anyway. [Read More]
football  rams  rush limbaugh  stfu 

Would Yadi Molina Skip an Autograph Event?

 Posted on October 13, 2009  |  The Editor

Steiner Sports Marketing think so and they Yadi’s little memory slip means he should pay them about $175,000. Which would be the $90,660 that they paid the Cardinals catcher to do the session and then another $84,340 for whatever. Would our big eared Yadi skip out on an event he was already paid to do? Who knows, but we think a lawsuit like this is probably initiated because they have some pretty solid evidence. [Read More]
baseball  cardinals  lawsuit  legal  yadier molina 

There is a “Colby Rasmus Girl” Now?

 Posted on October 12, 2009  |  The Editor

[Editor’s Note: One more sports post today. Sorry non-sports fans, but I think at least this one will be entertaining to all of us that like to laugh at the stupid things people put on YouTube.] Dammit Obama Girl and YouTube. Now every somewhat famous face gets its own “girl.” Don’t believe me? Even Cardinals center fielder Colby Rasmus has one apparently. …oh and this one’s not super talented with the singing or the dancing. [Read More]
baseball  cardinals  colby rasmus  fan  girl  youtube 

F*ck You Dodger Fans

 Posted on October 12, 2009  |  The Editor

Our St. Louis tipsters have been sending us the link to this video over and over again this weekend, and it really is totally f*cked up. When you first start to watch it you may say, “Hey no mister! Don’t blast all Dodger fans for one asshole!” To that I say, keep watching…eventually the whole section shows its true colors: Dodger Dickhead Blue. Warning: Mumbled NSFW language. Hot Chick Owned in Bleacher Fight – Watch more Funny Videos [Read More]
baseball  cardinals  dodgers  douche bags  la  morons  playoffs  Video 

Cardinal Playoff Beards: NLDS

 Posted on October 10, 2009  |  The Editor

Watching the Cards game now and its looking like this just might be my last chance to post a few of the beard submissions.

kopper

Photo on 2009-10-07 at 19.18

Photo on 2009-10-10 at 18.18

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I’ll be honest with you.  I was hoping for more submissions that this…ok, I’m just going to say it.  Its your fault we lost non-submitters.

I hope you can live with that.

beards  cardinals  playoff beards  playoffs  Sports 

Malfunction Causes Blues Fans to Be Thrown From Escalator, But Say They Still Prefer it Than Going to a Rams Game

 Posted on October 9, 2009  |  The Editor

Pretty much one of the worst St. Louis sporting nights I can ever remember. The Cardinals lose in pretty much the worst way possible to go down 0-2 in the NLDS, right now Mizzou dropped their first game of the season, the Rams still have St. Louis in front of their name, and the Blues lost! …oh and at the Blues game one of the escalators freaked out, spun up to four times the normal speed and launched four fans right off of it! [Read More]
blues  escalator  hockey 

The Playoffs Start Today, So Get Your Playoff Beards Going Dudes!

 Posted on October 7, 2009  |  The Editor

Today marks the beginning of the major league baseball playoffs and the Cardinals are back in the mix since their 2006 world series winning campaign. Did you shave last night? Good. Now don’t do it again until the Cards are out of the playoffs, hopefully holding a sweet ass trophy. Its playoff beard time! This time-honored, hockey invented tradition isn’t just for the crazy fans, the players get in to it too every year and I love it. [Read More]
baseball  beards  cardinals  playoff beard  playoffs