Ugly white middle-aged mom’s with basic knowledge of the internet never learn…

A St. Peters woman sought to humiliate a St. Charles County teenager by posting the girl’s picture and cell phone number in a sexually suggestive online forum on Craigslist, prosecutors said Monday.

Elizabeth A. Thrasher, 40, is accused of posting the listing after an online confrontation with the 17-year-old daughter of a woman Thrasher’s ex-husband was dating.

Shane Anthony reporting for the Post Dispatch’s on first case siting the “Megan Meier” law, which as you might remember because it was F-ing everywhere, came from the last ugly, white, middle-aged mom with a basic understanding of the internet that made a fake account to mess with a already depressed high school girl who then committed suicide when the fake boy turned on her.

If you were wondering why the Rants and Raves section on the St. Louis corner of popular classifieds site Craigslist is filled with postings like: “Why do guys always look at by boobs”, “I Have An Assgasm When I Shove Cake Up My Ass” and “Posh and Donkey’s” its all cakelady’s fault!

Rants and raves used to be a halfway intelligent forum. Not anymore. Now all I see are racist rants (way to make St. Louis look even more backwoods) and that stupid fucking cakelady (whoever the hell he or she might be). Seriously, does this person have a life? His/her postings make me want to puke, and not just because of the picture. I want to contact the owners of Craigslist and get this waste of oxygen banned from the site. Free speech does have a downside, and cakelady is a perfect example.

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We love a good cat box story here at Punching Kitty.com, here’s one from Craigslist:

cat box? – w4m – 22 (tulsa, ok)

i was once in your cat box. it was tight, i could barely get my finger in, and i might have scratched you on the way out. i miss it. reply if this is you.

Wait.  Why would you ever want to put your finger in a cat box? …oh wait.  I don’t think we are talking about the same kind of “cat box.”

I think my favorite Craigslist crazies are the ones that come with the thunder, the hard-hitting non-specific thunder:

hey douche (o’fallon)

did the lying slut tell you that she slept w/ Tyler, the student worker???

forgot all about that when we were “talking”

Did this make you feel better man?  What did this do for you?  At least give us some descriptors! Do we all know her?  Is she on TV?  Does she have a big rack? Ears? Wear shirts? Anything?

If you are new here, you may not know that we have kind of an obsession with Craiglist’s Missed Connections.  Missed Connections are a beautiful mix of angst, confidence, and crazy…but we might have been missing something better…

Dude, Rants and Raves is awesome!  We need to catch up, so I present you “The Pulse of a City”:

Where are the street walkers in Granite

never see any their but I hear they are their, where could they be?

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Our tipsters our the best.  We might have missed a real classic Craiglist Missed Connections that was quickly flagged off the site, but we didn’t because our tipsters sent it in!

Here it is, in its entirety, for posterity:

You threatened to shoot me at White Castles – m4w – 28 (Florissant)

Hey you beautiful gold teethed Cadillac driving sex machine. Last

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Cosplaying geek couple looking for some friends – 23 (South County)

We’re looking for some friends, male or female, who have similar interests to ours.

If you’re the type who goes to midnight movies, goes to conventions (or has always wanted to go to one), or spends hours discussing the intricate details of Star Trek, you’re our type of person!

We’re great people to know if you’ve always wanted to get into costuming or cosplaying and didn’t know how. We love to share our interests with friends who are open to fun, geeky things.

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Oh how I’ve missed going through the stalker open market that is Criagslist’s Missed Connections section!

(Emphasis mine.}

WHERE R U BOO?!

I was searching for a specific condom when I saw you hold a red, silk, teddy up to your perfect body. We locked eyes, smiled, and you turned back to the mirror. I left, but not before glancing at you. You then gave me a thumbs up, as I walked out with my condoms. If you can remember what brand of condoms I bought, please e-mail me back. I would love to see how that silk teddy looks on you! [Source]

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Sent in by one of our faithful and sexy readers via our tip-line (tips[at]punchingkitty[dot]com), a south county resident is selling his 1.25 horsepower with five incline positions “treadmill.”  See the ad here.

For the first time, one of our Craigslist posts deserved a screenshot:

If you decide to purchase this lovely piece of machinery for $25 bucks, a little tip: When I bake, I like to keep my oven treadmill on incline level 2.

Its about road rage!

Driving Down 70 – 22 (lsl) [link]

I was in silver car…YOU trying to race your pathetic excuse for a car….NEXT TIME PLEASE MOVE….Seriously You had to see that you were making a fool of yourself… SO Next time just save me the trouble of having to go around you and make you look like a dumbass when you almost rear-ended another car… Cause you were to busy looking at me ..When You should Have been looking at the FREAKING ROAD…Yes I know people stare all the time AND NO im not interested BUT THANKS The gawking is actually quite amusing /flattering,,Except for when my hubby’s around..He gets a little irritated…. 

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