Rants and Raves: Hey Douche

I think my favorite Craigslist crazies are the ones that come with the thunder, the hard-hitting non-specific thunder:

hey douche (o’fallon)

did the lying slut tell you that she slept w/ Tyler, the student worker???

forgot all about that when we were “talking”

Did this make you feel better man?  What did this do for you?  At least give us some descriptors! Do we all know her?  Is she on TV?  Does she have a big rack? Ears? Wear shirts? Anything?

Well you showed her and that that dude er douche she’s banging!

Also, go Tyler!