The 10 Best Horrible Things Retweeted by @BestFansStLouis

 Posted on April 18, 2012  |  The Editor

Joke Twitter accounts are the new awesome hilarious thing, and like @HologramTupac they spring up as fast as they cease to be funny. However a few manage to serve a purpose and our current local favorite is @BestFansStLouis who spends all their time retweeting the horrible things tweeted by Cardinal fans, also know throughout the land as “baseball’s best fans”. There’s not much else to say other that prepare yourself for the worst when following **@BestFansStLouis **because holy sweet baby Jesus dog farts some of this stuff is crazy. [Read More]
baseball  cardinals  fans  morons  twitter 

The Tampa Bay Rays’ Luke Scott Sounds Like a Smart Guy

 Posted on April 16, 2012  |  The Editor

Has the balls to call out Boston Red Sox baseball and their self-righteous fans? For Scott, who was a member of the Orioles when Baltimore beat Boston on the last day of last season to help prevent the Red Sox from making the playoffs, it’s the second time in as many months he’s taken a shot at the Sox. During spring training, he said keeping Boston out of the playoffs was even more pleasing because of his disdain for its fans. [Read More]
baseball  boston red sox  cardinals 

Check Out Rafael Frucal’s LA Living Room

 Posted on April 10, 2012  |  The Editor

Now that shortstop Rafael Furcal has settled in with the Cardinals and his 2 year deal, he’s moving on from his previous digs in LA by putting his house on the market for 3.8 Million. Shown above, “Casa de Furcal” is described as a “Grand Mediterranean Villa” with a “Dramatic gated two story entry with graceful curved grand staircase and travertine floors.” which sounds really nice, and possibly even nicer if we ever have someone explain to us what most of that meant. [Read More]
cardinals  la  rafeal furcal 

Hey Kids, Who Wants To Bounce Around in the Big Cardinal’s Crotch?!

 Posted on April 3, 2012  |  The Editor

Promotional money well spent Memphis Redbirds (the Cardinals minor league affiliate). A giant crotch displaying Cardinal is sure to rile the kids up on game day. “So just point out where on the Cardinal did they make you go inside of it.” We couldn’t figure it out until now, but becoming a depressed weirdo after being screwed up by a giant inflatable Cardinal as a child might be how all those non-Chicago native Cubs fans are made. [Read More]
baseball  cardinals  memphis redbirds 

Enough With the “Rally Squirrel” Crap

 Posted on March 14, 2012  |  The Editor

Enough with the damn Rally Squirrel! Can’t we just let a funny moment from last year’s championship run be a funny moment from last year’s championship run? Please don’t drag it out and ruin the moment! Why do we have to take a little “Tina Fey“-type situation, one that’s cute and funny but something that you’re like “The one time watching ‘Baby Mamma’ is plenty.”, and then dry hump it until it’s used up and ugly, stumbling around like Lindsay Lohan making it an option to only the really ugly or desperate people? [Read More]
cardinals  facebook  kmox  rally squirrel 

Fun Things You Can Do With the Weird Ray Vinson Super Bowl Commercial

 Posted on February 6, 2012  |  The Editor

[Editor’s Note: For context, this was part of our impromptu “Animated GIF Week“] Did you happen to catch the weird Ray Vison commercial aired during the Super Bowl last night? Even from the squeaky voiced man that has made former Cardinal skipper Tony LaRussa do some odd things for cash, this was quite a doozy (See the whole video here)! At the very least, it managed to confuse St. Louis Super Bowl watchers, while others considered it an “insult” We at Punching Kitty Headquarters thought of it a little differently. [Read More]
cardinals  commercial  gif week  ray vinson  tony la russa 

One Last Thing On Pujols

 Posted on December 13, 2011  |  The Editor

We wanted to leave the Pujols news where it was last week and start this week Pujols-free, but this sad attempt to make sure everyone still loves him and his family in St. Louis is beyond pathetic and gave us little choice to really weigh in rather than just post photoshops and videos. “I made a decision. I’m being obedient. I didn’t want to go to a place God didn’t want me to go to. [Read More]
albert pujols  cardinals 

St. Louis Experiences the First Phase of Pujols Grief

 Posted on December 9, 2011  |  The Editor

As you may have heard yesterday, Albert Pujols, king of St. Louis, chose to leave and play in Los Angeles for $40-ish million extra dollars and a guaranteed 10 year contract. After the news broke, all of us chose to handle the sudden realization that come spring someone else will be playing 1st base and running through Oquendo stop signs at third in different ways. Some took to Facebook, expressing their anger on the Official Albert Pujols fan page: [Read More]
albert pujols  cardinals