Hey Kids, Who Wants To Bounce Around in the Big Cardinal’s Crotch?!

Promotional money well spent Memphis Redbirds (the Cardinals minor league affiliate). A giant crotch displaying Cardinal is sure to rile the kids up on game day.

“So just point out where on the Cardinal did they make you go inside of it.”

We couldn’t figure it out until now, but becoming a depressed weirdo after being screwed up by a giant inflatable Cardinal as a child might be how all those non-Chicago native Cubs fans are made.

via @smr012 on Twitter