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If You Actually Got a Ticket to the All Star Game, Don’t Bring Anything

Posted on July 9, 2009 | The Editor

According to Matthew Leach, the MLB.com writer that covers the Cardinals, pretty much nothing will be allowed past the gates for the All Star game because of the Presidential first pitch. Here are his tweets from earlier today: Working on story on stadium/city/etc procedures for ASG week. One thing mentioned: for the game itself, it’s essentially TSA security. # “If you can’t take it on the airplane, you’re not going to be allowed to bring it in the building that day. [Read More]

We Don’t Get Fox’s All-Star Game Commercial

Posted on July 7, 2009 | The Editor

Have you seen the All-Star game commercials running on Fox yet? Here it is: What did you think? I thought it was a bit odd. The Arch as a magnet? What?! I just don’t get it. Can anyone explain why they went this way with a whole world of other, less odd, choices were in front of them? The one part that was pretty awesome was when Derek Jeter got “yanked” [Editor’s Note: Mental rimshot! [Read More]

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Legends and Celebrity Softball Game Rosters Announced

Posted on July 7, 2009 | The Editor

On Sunday July 12th, the traditional softball game of All-Star week will take place in Busch Stadium and like every year the rosters will be filled out by retired baseball greats, various celebrities and Jimmy Kimmel. The rosters were recently announced they are stocked with St. Louis affiliated personalities. Some names of note are: Nelly (of course) Chingy (I think he’s Nelly’s little brother.) Carl Edwards (he’s a limo driver or something) Billy Bob Thorton (Long time Cardinals fan and general douche bag. [Read More]

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The Cancer Project Says Hot Dogs Cause Cancer, Tasty Tasty Cancer

Posted on July 2, 2009 | The Editor

Brace yourselves. A group that calls themselves “The Cancer Project” has decided that they haven’t been in the news enough for their liking, so they are declaring that hot dogs cause cancer. Everything causes cancer, and everyone knows it. This is way to generic to be anything but link-bait bullshit. “Hot Dogs”? If you want people to believe your lie, try to be a little more specific. For instance, if you were to tell me that neon green relish they put on Chicago-style hot dogs causes cancer, well thats something I could buy in to, but “hot dogs? [Read More]

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Cy Young Pitcher Enjoys a Little Fast Eddie’s Before Spring Training

Posted on February 9, 2009 | The Editor

We hear Cy Young winning pitcher and White Sox ace, Mark Buehrle, was over at Fast Eddie’s yesterday. Buehrle is from the St. Louis area (he graduated from Francis Howell North) and his family still lives in town, so this is of little surprise, but its just nice to hear he gets back to the area in the offseason and partakes in some of the local favorites even after hitting the big time. [Read More]

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