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We’ll be back next week after taking a couple of days off for Christmas. It’s a long time until Monday, and since you’re probably going to be lost without our guidance, here’s a few little tips to get you through the holiday: 5. Die Hard is the best Christmas movie of all time. Shut up about It’s a Wonderful Life or Elf. 4. It’s on the record now, even the Mayor’s office isn’t safe: [Read More]

If you are asking yourself: “Why are they posting a video of a cat hiccuping and farting in rapid succession?” Then we can’t be friends anymore.

via Reddit

Sorry guys, taking a little unwanted vacation from posting today.

Should be back to full speed tomorrow.

Please enjoy this cute photo of a kitten as our apology:

These can’t have the same thing that causes the famous “fainting goats” to faint: myotonia congenita The main difference being that kittens are way cuter than goats.

We were alerted by our tipsters that, bizarrely enough, NBC’s national news story about how everyone is pissed off at all politicians, no matter their affliliation, should be set at Woofies hot dogs in Overland.

Sure to be thrilled with the news are some of our local celebrities got to be national celebrities for a second when you can catch their autographed 8×10 in the background. Take for instance Fox2 anchor Kevin Steincross’ glossy by the door:

Congrats Kevin!

They even included the standard “I came here to enjoy a hot dog,…what’s this? A camera?! I better say something while walking towards it.” shot:

It’s all coming together for Overland, Missouri now! We hear NBC has more plans for our little suburb, as shooting should begin on Overland’s To Catch a Predator episode any day now. …or maybe we made that up. You don’t know. Just to be safe, if you head off to any meetings in Overland with a young child, make sure you bring plenty of condoms and Mike’s Hard Lemonade. We hear they go easier on you if you bring gifts.

See the actual NBC story with a St. Louis wiener vendor backdrop after the jump!

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I’ll be on KDHX’s 88.1 Collateral Damage tonight at 8:30 along with the Riverfront Time’s Chad Garison talking about St. Louis stuff during their pledge drive.

Listen and then throw a few bucks at them for the fine work they do.

The camera cuts off before the happy ending, but by the looks of that slutty little masseuse, it must have been great! Previous posts pertaining to kitty massage (giggity!): “Tuesday Cat Massage” and “Let This Crazy Lady Tell You How to Massage Your Cat“ So we now have three posts about massaging cats on this site! Yup. Our life is really coming into focus after writing a sentence like that. Stay in school kids! [Read More]

Every now and then, we’re wrong. True story. It can happen to the best of us, and that’s obviously true since it happened to us and we are clearly the best of us. Here, in no particular order, are a some corrections that need to be said: – Our source was wrong as, in turn, were we when naming Steph Duran the heir to the KLOU drive-time spot. That job went to someone else you’ve never heard of: Cindy Collins. [Read More]

We love fanmail around here and there is no organization that sends better fanmail than your local Fox affilate, channel 2 on your sets and 1 in your hearts, Fox2! I believe you all recall when Fox2’s Charles Jaco sent a letter of appreciation our way last December: “We Got a Letter From Charles Jaco Last Night!” We remember it like it was yesterday. It was folded in to the shape of a swan and it smelled like bubblegum! [Read More]

So that last post? The one about the Cardinals Twitter account? Post number 1,000 for Punching Kitty! 1.75 years. 1,000 posts. 500 Facebook fans. 1 lawsuit threatened. Not too shabby and hopefully all of you will have us around for another thousand. To judge how big we have become, and in turn our self-worth, here is what searching for “punching kitty” will return in a few big websites: Google Youtube [Read More]