St. Louis Anagrams: Spring Training Edition

 Posted on March 3, 2010  |  The Editor

Here are more St. Louis anagrams, where where mix the letters up and find the results more than a little creepy! Chris Carpenter……….Sphincter Racer Yadier Molina……….I Nailed Mayor [Editor’s Note: Woah and ewwwww. There’s something you can’t un-see.] Albert Pujols……….Jots Bull Rape Skip Schumaker……….Kicks Ear Humps David Freese……….If Reds Evade [Editor’s Note: I guess Dave’s riding the pine when the Reds come to town.] Brendan Ryan……….Ban Nerd Yarn Matt Holliday………. [Read More]
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More State Senators Running Wild: McKenna Hates Mark McGwire

 Posted on February 24, 2010  |  The Editor

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with our state senators?! First they hate on poor defenseless nudie bars, then they try to strong arm the zoo, and now…well they are kicking a man while he’s down. A Missouri state senator is trying to remove Mark McGwire’sname from a five mile stretch of Interstate 70 that runs through St. Louis. It’s the same lawmaker who pushed for the road to be renamed in honor of McGwire after his 1998 home run fueled season. [Read More]
baseball  mark mcgwire  mlb  ryan mckenna  senate 

Matt Holliday Tweets

 Posted on February 4, 2010  |  The Editor

Its been confirmed through a few sources that it is in fact the Matt Holliday tweeting at twitter.com/mattholliday7. Not only that, but after reading over his stream of “tweets” we can say Matt Holliday seems pretty cool. Below is a sampling of some of his best mind droppings. Matt Holiday’s thoughts on… Turkey Bacon: not sure turkey bacon has earned the right to be called bacon, maybe breakfast turkey strips [Read More]
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Brad Penny’s Girlfriend is Straight Bangin’ Yo

 Posted on January 27, 2010  |  The Editor

I feel like we let you down. We were right on top of Matt Holliday’s wife, but we missed new Cardinal starting pitcher Brad Penny’s sexier half! Luckily Cardinals Diaspora has it covered. Wait, Brad Penny? The Pitcher? I did a double take too, friends. But it’s true. And lucky for us he decided to take his babe to Turks & Caicos last week and have her play catch. On the beach. [Read More]
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Wheaties Fuel Box Features Pujols

 Posted on January 25, 2010  |  The Editor

What do you do when you product now seems old and the kids these days with their iPods and internets don’t respond to your marketing? Make it extreme! In this case, that means add a word that still technically means the same thing as eat but sounds awesome because generally its about cars. Wheaties Fuel! …oh and add Pujols to the box. Notice the reproduction of Pujol’s signature. That’s how you know he approves of it. [Read More]
albert pujols  baseball  mlb 

Former Cardinals Farmhand Stubby Clapp Carries Olympic Torch

 Posted on January 22, 2010  |  The Editor

There once was a man name Stubby Clapp you toiled away in the Cardinals minor league system, only briefly appearing in the majors in 2001. In 25 at-bats Clapp tallied 5 hits, 1 walk, 7 strike outs and 1 RBI giving him a .200 average. Nice. His fame in Memphis playing for the minor league Redbirds though knew no bounds and in fact his #10 is the only one ever to be retired by the team. [Read More]
baseball  cardinals  olympics  redbirds  stubby clapp 

You Won’t Miss Rick Ankiel, He’ll Be Back Every June as a Royal

 Posted on January 22, 2010  |  The Editor

Rick Ankiel has come to an agreement to play with cross-state pseudo-baseball team the Royals. Soon Royals fall in love with Rick’s ability to hit the occasional beautiful home run and the breeze in center field he provides on most at-bats for those steamy summer night games. Ankiel with make $3.25 million next year because he wasn’t very good last year and didn’t play that much. In a related story I once had a job I wasn’t very good at and only really showed up half the time, but they fired me and I still owed them money for the blue vest. [Read More]
baseball  mlb  rick ankiel  royals 

Pujols is Proud of McGwire For Coming Out?!

 Posted on January 20, 2010  |  The Editor

Over the last weekend the national media descended on St. Louis for a chance to talk steroids with Tony LaRussa, Albert Pujols and of course Slightly-Less-Big Mac. Pujols had some really nice supportive things to say about McGwire to the press, but we can’t shake this feeling that Pujols is a little confused about what Mark confessed too exactly… Maybe not though. McGwire did seem pretty happy dancing with those “Single Ladies” in that video. [Read More]
albert pujols  baseball  gay  mark mcgwire  mlb  steroids 

Rick Ankiel Calls Super-Agent Scott Boras

 Posted on January 14, 2010  |  The Editor

[Ring! … Ring! … Ring!] Scott Boras: Hello? Rick Ankiel: Hey! How have you been? SB: Uh, good. Who’s this? RA: Ha! Yeah…so haven’t heard from you in a while. SB: I know…I’ve been busy. Seriously, who is this? RA: Rick! Rick Ankiel. SB: Oh yeah! Sorry…you know…bad connection. How’s the old pitching arm kid?! RA: Scott, remember? I’m an outfielder now. SB: …oh yeah. Real shame about that. RA: Yeah, so anyway…great job with Matt Holliday by the way. [Read More]
baseball  cardinals  mlb  rick ankiel  scott boras