Sedalia, Missouri’s School District is Run By Spineless Morons

T-shirts promoting the Smith-Cotton High School band’s fall program have been recalled because of concerns about the shirt’s evolution theme. The light gray shirts feature an image of a monkey progressing through various stages of evolution until eventually becoming a human. Each figure holds a brass instrument that also evolves, illustrating the theme “Brass Evolutions.” The Assistant superintendent said the reason they actually listened to the morons that complained is because “the school districtis obligated to remain neutral on religion. [Read More]