Translating Kings of Leon’s Poopstock Memo

Pigeon Infestation Forces Kings of Leon Offstage Early in St. Louis. An infestation of pigeons living in the rafters of the Verizon Amphitheatre in St. Louis, MO, forced the Kings of Leon to walk offstage after three songs last night. Even though opening bands The Postelles and The Stills came offstage complaining of getting riddled with large amounts of pigeon excrement, the Kings of Leon decided to carry on regardless. [Read More]

Translating Pam Maples’ Goodbye Memo to Post Dispatch Staff

Last Friday evening, Pam Maples, the managing editor of the Post Dispatch “resigned” and with the timing and the surrounding details, it didn’t exactly add up to us, and we weren’t the only ones that thought so. Yesterday, the plot thickened as Maples’ goodbye memo to the Post Dispatch staff was leaked to the Riverfront Times. As a public service to our sexy readers, we will now translate the letter for you from BS to real talk. [Read More]