The Valley Park Mayor is So Exhausted He Argued, Ran and Spit on the Police

You know how some times you get so “exhausted” that you speed in your car and then when the cops stop you, you try to out run them, and then when they catch you and try to fight and spit on them and your breath smells like you’ve been drinking? Nathan Grellener, the “honorable” mayor of Valley Park knows! Police said Grellene [sic] was driving in Highway 30 in Jefferson County when he was stopped by officers for speeding. [Read More]

Illinois Drunk Drivers Deliver Themselves to the Police Department

So you’re a regular run of the mill Illinois woman who looks like a high school boy and gets in a fight with your (taking a shot in the dark here) lesbian partner and you decide that the only people that can settle this dispute are the proper authorities, right? So you and your girl hop in the car and head to the Illinois State Police headquarters, problem solved! …Oh wait…you haven’t been drinking have you? [Read More]