Pujols Likes Milk, Well We Think That’s Milk…Of Course it is. Why Wouldn’t It Be?

Albert “Stop Calling My El Hombre” Pujols finally got on a Got Milk ad. Apparently being the best player in a major sport doesn’t qualify you ahead of a bunch of crappy musicians, actors and a guy that beat the hell out of his girlfriend. In fact we here are loving the irony of how bad ass Pujols’ Got Milk ad is in comparison to Chris Brown’s…ahem…less bad ass ad.

Another thing we are wondering, did they do the whole “Pujols’ eyes follow you where ever you go” thing on purpose to intimidate me in to drinking milk? It’s totally working. Just saying.