That Monkey Has a Lady on Its Ass!

Who wants two monkeys?! Is it wrong to acquire monkeys simply for the jokes?

Alex and Bella are ready for good homes.Both babies are on the bottle and wearing diapers.Babies come with all paper work including health certificate.Babies are Raised in our home with dogs, cats kits.All babies come with starter kits including bottles, diapers, formula, baby blankets & toys.Our babies are vet checked and come with a health certificate. Feel free to contact us now if you feel you can give a good home to one of our babies.We will provide you with pictures

Clearly this is one of the many breeds of monkey indigenous to the Missouri wilderness, and not one of those got here on a banana crate and carries some variant of AIDS. One reason to spring the $450 bucks for the monkey would be to say it gave you AIDS instead of that gloryhole at the Phillips 66 on Gravios. That’s not to say the Phillips 66 gloryhole isn’t nice. Ever since they taped around the hole perimeter there’s been much less chafing.

Go get yourself a monkey dammit! (Tip o’ the cap to our tipster!)