Its no secret to us that they have a blog for everything these days, but its still hard to believe that there is a blog out there that counts down horrific events to people and places and then tries to spin it as god dropping the hammer for some perceived slight against the world. You know, horrible things like finding someone attractive that they don’t agree with or telling them to shut up when they are spouting hate-speech. The nerve!
Sunday’s target? Lebanon, Missouri. From the blog GodSmack:
THANK GOD FOR THE GODSMACK TO LEBANON, MISSOURI! GOD SENT THE SHOOTER! An 8-year-old was left to roam the house after his father, former gangster Todd Johnson, shot his mother and brother, then left the house, crashed the car, and killed himself. What a sight! In June 2008 the officials of Lebanon aggressively and lawlessly prevented the obedient watchers of Westboro Baptist Church from coming to that community with the only words of hope and truth, to wit, obey God, stop your proud sinning, or He will curse you. Now the wrath of God has poured out on this little community, by this awful event that the local paper says has sent waves of shock and disbelief cascading across the area. WORSE AND MORE IS COMING! We pray for more visitations of God’s wrath on this disobedient nation. Praise God for his righteous judgments in this earth!
What a giant piece of shit. This guy’s “god” sounds like one of those f*cked up Roman gods and blow each other and rape mortal chicks.
Secondly, here is my drawing of this guy:
Thirdly, this is my drawing of this guy being decapitated by the smoke monster from Lost…who apparently is from Lebanon.
In case you were wondering, our “savior” at Punching Kitty is Scott Baio. Last we checked he was totally cool with Lebanon, Missouri….plus he banged Pamela Anderson in her prime…and he’s always in charge, just like a good deity should be.