St. Louis Native Taylor Momsen is a Freak and We Love It!

It was almost a year ago when we noticed that some broad from one of those “We’re teenagers so every little stupid thing in my life is super important and sad” shows is from St. Louis, see: Some Piece From Gossip Girl is From St. Louis

Her name is Taylor Momsen and we revisit her again today because this chick is a freak yo!  Maybe that’s why, in a city that pokes every little celeb from here with their boner (Oh Sheryl Crow! *poke* John Goodman! *poke* Ike Turner *poke*…ok, maybe not that last one.) it never seems to make much of a fuss over her.

Here are a few quotes from St. Louis’ little forgotten princess:

“I’m not looking to be Miley fucking Cyrus. I don’t care about the fame. I do it because I love music. I like making records and if people like them, then we’ll go along for the ride. I’m not dissing Miley personally. However, I do think the Disney bubblegum shit that the world is living right now is pathetic. I thought we passed that repression. I don’t know Miley, but musically we’re different. To compare us because of our age is silly. People will be surprised by the record. I mean, it’s a rock record. I get that there is this blonde thing from Gossip Girl and they’re expecting pop shit, but it’s a rock band and its heavy. Our record is a life record. It confronts everything head on. It’s death, love, drugs, sex, religion, politics.”

That was her living for the music and not the fame, and talking to FHM UK. What a little Courtney Love!

Taylor has also confessed her best friend is her “pocket rocket” because she is bored with men. She’s 17 right now. This was a year ago. Then she later “clarified” her vibrator comment via a tweet to Perez Hilton: “its a vibrator not a dildo..big difference.”

Most recently, Taylor revealed that a track on her new album Going Down was in reference as to the goings on of the Catholic Church molestation scandals. She went on to say:

I was raised Catholic. I fucked a priest once – I’m just kidding.

Wow. That’s…that’s…she wouldn’t want a job writing for Punching Kitty would she? Call us!

Click through the jump to see a photo gallery of her looking like Courtney Love sometimes and then other times looking nice.

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Some Piece From Gossip Girl is From St. Louis

That vacant stare. That “I’m actually ok looking but at least I put in a little extra time with the makeup and hair so I’m decent looking and when you are drunk tonight you will think I’m the hottest girl on the planet but you’ll regret it because since I know I’m not actually all that great looking, I’m going to cling to you like I’m drowning.” vibe. This broad is from St. [Read More]