Raccoon Attacks Infant Because of a Headband

Kids these days dress too dammed provocatively! They’re out there letting everything hang out and it just keeps getting younger and younger. Damn 4-day old’s and their Raccoon attracting headbands! A four day old girl is said to be recovering well, after being attacked by a raccoon owned by her grandparents! Pike County, Illinois Sheriff Paul Petty says the girl suffered about a dozen puncture wounds and a large cut to her head in the attack, which occured in Griggsville, about 100 miles north of St. [Read More]