Pop Senario Quiz: You’re a nice St. Louis girl at the ballgame in your Molina jersey and your matching red shoes, and as you’re leaving, you see a guy passed out on the street…who also happens to be a Pirates fan…who also happens to have pissed himself. What does a nice young lady of St. Louis do?

A: Help the gentleman up, and get him to a cab.

B: Take his wallet. Pirate fan money buys meth just as well as money from people that like good baseball teams!