Cardinals Lose Again and Over-Share on Their Pre Game Bowel Movements

 Posted on August 31, 2010  |  The Editor

The Cardinals lost. Tony hates Rasmus. The team just doesn’t give a crap. Buzz Bissinger’s pissed. Blah blah blah…when will the Cardinals give us something new! Anything?! Please! Just anything! Last night we got this: “Happ stymies Cardinals with two-shit shutout” Telling the world about your game-long battle with the Deluxe Nachos really takes the win out of your use of “stymies”. In honor of the Cardinals upcoming “Social Media Day” did you know the Cardinals auto-tweet out their headlines? [Read More]
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