Joseph Emil Klug Has a Horrible Name and Lots of Kiddie Porn

Joseph Emil Klug has two things that will follow him to the grave: Joseph Emil Klug has to be one of the worst names of all time. Can you imagine having that societal lead weight at the top of every grade school test and the bottom of every check you sign? “Beverly, I love you. Will you be Mrs. Joey Emil Klug?” “Eww. Pass.” It’s hard to mess up a solid, no nonsense name like Joseph, but they freaking did it. [Read More]