Missouri’s Most Eligible Bachelor is From St. Louis

St. Louisan Carl Koenemann has been selected by Cosmo magazine as Missouri’s top bachelor. In his own words: “I’m outgoing, energetic, and caring.” Says Carl, who probably made that shit up. What’s he going to say? “I’m kind of a douche and not 100% sure if I’m straight yet.”?! Tell us something else Carl! Something we can believe in! Guitar hero: “In my downtime, I play guitar and write songs. I’m inspired to write when I’m feeling love or pain. [Read More]