Missouri’s Most Eligible Bachelor is From St. Louis
St. Louisan Carl Koenemann has been selected by Cosmo magazine as Missouri’s top bachelor.
In his own words: “I’m outgoing, energetic, and caring.”
Says Carl, who probably made that shit up. What’s he going to say? “I’m kind of a douche and not 100% sure if I’m straight yet.”?! Tell us something else Carl! Something we can believe in!
Guitar hero: “In my downtime, I play guitar and write songs. I’m inspired to write when I’m feeling love or pain.
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