Poor girl, she just wants some lovin’. The only qualification is that you have to be a “good guy” but frankly after reading the rest of the her ad we’re pretty sure that he might even be flexible on that.
Oh and if you’re one of the zero single guys in the world that wants a random hook up to end in pregnancy? She’s cool with that too. Yea! High five bro! We can’t wait to have a pissed off 24 year old show up on our doorstep some day so we can say we found his mom on a Craigslist ad where she was “[R]eally just looking for anything.”