Kurt Warner Turns Judas to Rams Fan Acolytes

Kurt Warner won a Super Bowl for the Rams and a probable Disney movie with his ultimate St. Louis scrappy life story. We don’t remember all the details since no one mentioned it much…pretty sure it had something to do with stocking shelves at HyVee, football and praying to Jesus/Cthulhu that Trent Green would get hurt (totally worked!). Eh. Not important. The important thing is that he is a Rams legend and not matter how many random stops he did along down the final path to retirement, he will always be a Ram. Right Kurt?!

WWJD Kurt? We’ll tell you what he’d do. He’d still be a Ram at heart. He wasn’t all like:

Think about that Kurt. Think about that hard. You just made Kevin Slaten cry. Are you happy now?!

Look for the “who does he love more” contest during the Rams vs Cardinals game this Sunday that Warner is providing the color commentary on.