From time to time we like to dip in to the ole Missed Connections section in St. Louis’ own Craigslist. Why? Because these things are crazy stupid. Like KSDK airing a show about Cardinals highlights Thursday night during prime-time stupid.
Attractive blonde sitting with I assume was her husband, couldnt keep from looking at you, very sexy.
Nothing like spending your dinner trying to avoid eye-contact from the creepy guy a few tables away that clearly never did get the hint to make Denny’s somehow suck even more.
miss u already, wanted to spend the nite. sorry couldnt handle what i truly wanted from tonite. thx 4 tryn prob sum things unfixable, ruff def the trigger tonite. want u to make love to me tomorrow plz
Wow. Gross. Anyone have any freaking idea what “ruff def the trigger tonite.” is supposed to mean? Anyone want to draw us a picture? Also, if you were wondering, the town of “always wet” isn’t Chesterfield, its a reference to her vagina…or rather that sarlacc pit she pretends still resembles a human vagina.
I miss you!
Crap. This one’s for us. Excuse us. …Look, we’re getting through our inbox as fast as we can. We’ll get back to you soon Matt Chambers.