Love Lost and Found in St. Louis

Denny’s South county (southcounty)

Attractive blonde sitting with I assume was her husband, couldnt keep from looking at you, very sexy.

Nothing like spending your dinner trying to avoid eye-contact from the creepy guy a few tables away that clearly never did get the hint to make Denny’s somehow suck even more.

my sexy big buck – w4m – 38 (always wet)

miss u already, wanted to spend the nite. sorry couldnt handle what i truly wanted from tonite. thx 4 tryn prob sum things unfixable, ruff def the trigger tonite. want u to make love to me tomorrow plz

Wow. Gross. Anyone have any freaking idea what “ruff def the trigger tonite.” is supposed to mean? Anyone want to draw us a picture? Also, if you were wondering, the town of “always wet” isn’t Chesterfield, its a reference to her vagina…or rather that sarlacc pit she pretends still resembles a human vagina.

send me a email satan – w4m

I miss you!

Crap. This one’s for us. Excuse us. …Look, we’re getting through our inbox as fast as we can. We’ll get back to you soon Matt Chambers.