St. Louis Contestant First One Kicked Off America’s Next Top Model

I know!! We’re shocked too! We had no idea this show was still on! Much like Tyra Banks’ dress sized the seasons keep get on bigger and bigger…this season that just began is 14.  Jesus. 14! For a reality show at that.

Well 14 is apparently the season that someone from St. Louis finally made the cut. Yea!

…but she was the first one kicked off.


Why Tyra?! Why would you kick off the St. Louis girl…and first! Oh. Because she was a scary looking:

That actually makes perfect sense. Forget I said anything Tyra.