Spotted on St. Louis’ Craigstlist section under “Missed Connections” last night:
i almost killed you with an oatmeal cookie – w4w – 25 (st. louis)
i really want to see your smile again. i promise to show you a good time. if anything, just for fun.
think about it…
Hey there! w4w eh? Nice…
Here’s hoping “oatmeal cookie” is a euphemism for “amazing night of crazy lesbian sex where one of us is dressed as a sexy librarian and the other one as a school girl and involved all the hot stuff and none of the weird stuff that lesbians probably prefer but doesn’t fit with male fantasies”
…also we hope “think about it…” is a euphemism for “I taped it.”