Fox 2’s John Pertzborn is a Twitter Spammer

We don’t want to be rude to Fox 2’s own John Pertzborn, but we are going to have to pass his invitation to join his Mafia family.

Confused?  We got the following automated direct message from John (@pertzfox) today:

We had to decline.  But not because we don’t love John, and his behind the scenes youtube-ing,  but because we just aren’t comfortable owing any favors to the Pertzborn mafia family.  Sure he looks nice on TV, but that guy will break your hands for no reason at all, and snap your neck if you give him one.  What you didn’t hear about what he did to Victoria Babu that one time?  She does radio now…enough said.