You guys are planning on voting for us as St. Louis’ best blog right?
I mean look at all we’ve done for you! Remember that thing we got you that one time? What about that time you were so drunk and we helped you do that thing you couldn’t do? …and don’t think we forgot about helping you bury that dead you-know-what in the woods because you just had to try that one thing out on her when you were all whacked out on that stuff!
Vote and we won’t tell a soul.