Today, during a press conference in which he read a prepared statement to a small group, Missouri Representative Zach Wyatt, a Republican, publicly came out while opposing the “Don’t Say Gay Bill“. This news is a bit of a surprise as Wyatt now stands as the lone gay Republican currently in office, but it’s no surprise to anyone that had visited Wyatt’s Wikipedia page:

An orange dress shirt? No straight man would dare buy or wear that unless it was in puffy hunting vest form. We’re not saying he’s not pulling it off, we’re just saying…you know…kinda obvious.