We will show you three mugshots from KMOV and its your job to guess what each of them did to get there. We’ll even give you multiple choice!
#1 Michael Church
Yes, he looks like Jesus’ stunt double, but he’s not standing here so his parents can see how much he grew. He’s really here because:
A. Trying to perv out with two young girls.
B. Went crazy after a few bad shrooms at a Phish coverband’s show.
C. Just wanted the life experience of going to jail.
#2 Daniel Jones
Crap. We already used the “Jesus’ stunt double” bit. Um…I don’t know. He scares us.
What did he do?
A. Tried to steal Rob Zombie’s identity.
B. This is actually what happened to Jason LaRue after getting kicked in the head.
C. Weed. Lots and lots of weed.
#3 John Winship
Old guy hair with an old guy mustache, what could old Biff have done to get him here?
A. Beating his wife. Probably because she didn’t tape “The Wheel” or something.
B. Shooting his gun randomly as if he’s never seen those “What goes up…” ads during the Holidays!
C. Man boobs. Well, they should be illegal!
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