Ellisville Deer Takes First Shot in War Against Humans

A deer burst out of the wilderness and rammed an Ellisville woman in to a concrete wall, sending her to the hospital. The war has begun.

“It just struck her at a full run,” Metro West Fire District Battalion Chief Mike Krause said.  “It’s a tremendous amount of force for a person to sustain.  That’s a lot of traumatic force.”

“I’ve never have seen anything like it.”

Way to go hunters! We put up with your weird mix of camouflage and bright orange clothing, and the constant offers of deer jerky, but you’re supposed to reciprocate by keeping the omnipresent threat of a deer uprising in check. So what the hell happened this year? You got too fat for your big fat deer-shooting pants and now women are getting picked off in Ellisville.

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Nelly Shooting Music Video in Local Gym? (Updated: No. Fitness Video)

Spotted by our tipmeister, a tweet by Khris Stillman (@khrisstillman) says he walked in to his local gym to get a work out in to find the suddenly busy native St. Louis rapper, Nelly shooting a video.

A music video? Probably, but details are thin. All we have is Stillman’s cellphone photo (below)…

UPDATEand the fact that Nelly tweeted about it. He’s shooting a fitness video:

My Fitness DVD coming soon! http://twitpic.com/2dlyg0

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