Dude Got Shot in the Ass in North St. Louis

KMOV is reporting a man was shot in the butt Saturday night in north St. Louis. I know. Totally surprising. According to police, the victim and three friends were walking across the street when a newer model dark blue or black SUV approached. The front seat passenger got out and fired shots; the victim and friends ran to a nearby residence. The suspects fled the scene. The victim is in stable, but totally¬†embarrassed¬†condition because there’s no way to make an ass wound sound badass. [Read More]