Clayon Police Are Looking For a Serial Groper

There’s a “serial groper” on the loose in Clayton, usually operating across the street from the St. Louis County Jail. It’s a perfect plan. Who’s going to believe some broad who’s going to jail?

Officers say it’s happened at least three times in recent weeks, mostly on weekend evenings.

The man commits the act in a public parking lot, then runs away before his victim has time to react.

We didn’t think it was all that odd for a criminal to not hang around and get caught or identified, but apparently it’s worth mentioning.

So what’s the move? How do we catch this guy? What’s he look like?

He’s described as white or Hispanic, in his early 20′s, under five-foot-ten inches tall, with a thin to medium build and black shoulder-length hair.

…and here’s a sketch (top right).

That’s a pretty clear description and sketch, so it shouldn’t be that hard to find him…wait a minute! Are we looking for 70s David Cassidy?!