The Rams New Draft Choice Michael Brockers is Already a Big Shot

The Rams hadn’t even drafted LSU’s Michael Brockers before the guy already started on his big shot pro athlete schtick.  How do we know? Twitter of course! If Jose Canseco has taught us anything, it’s that you are exactly what your Twitter feed says you are.

Brockers took to his Twitter account hours before the draft with news that he…

Already has that football player style down:

He uses little pictures to tell you that he’s rich now:

Wants the fans to “chill out bruh”:

It’s a good call to ball it out now, because once the season starts and the losing takes hold he won’t be smelling like little money bag pictures anymore, he’ll just stink.

Go Rams!