…and yeah, this (alleged) child molester’s name is Finger. Also, that picture on the right isn’t a sketch we made of what the classic molester guy looks like, that’s Mr. Finger himself. …oh and one more little thing:
Prosecutors said Finger had a prior sex offense in Tennessee but had not registered as a sex offender in Missouri despite living here for about four years.
How did a guy with priors, who looks like that, and has a name of “Finger” get anywhere near a child in this day and age? It seems like you can’t help a crying child any more out of fear of people accusing you of being a pedophile, but this guy, with an intact perv mustache, is picking off kids in O’Fallon with no problem?! We know the whole “don’t just a book by it’s cover” deal, but in this case it seems like a reasonable assumption.
If you’re wondering why a man with Bob’s predilections didn’t file the paperwork to change his name to something a little less suggestive, he did actually. His name used to be Robert Childrape. We’re pretty sure it’s a German name.