Comparing Our LaRussa Roast to the Actual One

About a month ago the roast of long-time Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa was announced and, shockingly, our name was left off the guest list! We roasted him anyway. Go internet!

The actual roast took place last weekend though at the Annual Dinner of the St. Louis Chapter of Baseball Writers’ Association of America though you may know them as SLCOBWAOA. The “roaster roster” included Detroit Tigers manager Jim Leyland, broadcaster Mike Shannon, Fox2’s Martin Kilcoyne, actor Billy Bob Thornton, famed college basketball coach Bobby Knight, and former Cardinal Steve Kline.

Not surprisingly, the majority of the roast sounded really lame “How about those crazy line ups huh? The pitcher batting 8th?! What’s up with that?!” Derp! However, after reading some accounts, the roast may have been better than we initially gave it credit for. Lets compare!

First, as predicted, there were plenty of lame, kiss-ass “jokes”:

“TLR does have a sense of humor. Have you seen some of his lineups?” – Kilcoyne

Billy Bob Thornton asked for 10 seconds of silence in honor of Tony and pitching coach Dave Duncan‘s personalities.

Bobby Knight threw a chair.

…but there were some actual roast-quality jokes, most of them coming from Kline. If you recall, we went with Tony’s tenuous relationship with Ozzie Smith:

First off, it’s too bad Ozzie Smith couldn’t make it here tonight…great to see Royce Clayton here though!

So did Kline:

He suggested that La Russa “does great for animals. It’s people he sh**s on. Ask Scott Rolen or Ozzie Smith.

Gotta cover Tony’s brush with the law a couple of years back with his Spring Training DUI:

Tony always looks so bad ass in the dugout rocking the shades at night, which he says is so the other team can’t see his eyes. Which is true! …except during Spring Training…then they’re because he’s hung over.

Coach Knight did the same:

In his retirement, Knight volunteered to be TLR’s driver, but decided it would be no fun. He would have no one to talk with since TLR falls asleep at every light.