Cinema St. Louis took time last weekend to honor Kathleen Turner, the Springfield, Missouri native and currently in town preforming in “High” at the Repertory Theatre of St. Louis, with a lifetime achievement award.
It appears, upon exhaustive research, that the award was for lifetime achievement in “acting”, not in “hitting the wall harder than Princess Diana” as we originally thought.
Seriously, look at her! Your first instinct is to say “Pretty decent cover for a tranny.” but no! Actual woman. Actual woman who used to look like this. She kicked in Hollywood’s door and people were like “Damn, she can act, and she doesn’t look like she’s from middle Missouri at all.” Her Missouri genetics won though. They usually do.
Clock’s ticking Sheryl Crow.