Kroenke Tries Putting the Rams on Layaway

“You know what? Screw it! I’m going to buy them!”

“I think that’s against the rules.”

“Nah. I can get around them.”

“Ok, so you are serious? Because someone already said that they wanted to buy them.”

“Screw that guy, I’m going to buy them.”

“Eh…I guess we can change the rules…”

“Yeah, change them.”

“Good point. Ok, we’ll change them. That will be $600 Million dollars please.”

“I only have half. I’m good for it though.”


“I’ll give you the other half in a few years. “

That’s you Stan Kroenke. That’s our impression of you.

via St Louis Business Journal