Rams Take First Place in Losing

Good news everyone!  Because of their complete and total suckage, the Rams have managed to grab ahold of 2010’s #1 draft pick!

Oh yeah…they lost the game vs the 49ers though.  Totally got killed.

But now we have the #1 pick in the next draft, which is huge, because we really haven’t done all that well with the #2 pick.  Chris Long?  Eh.  We’ll see.  Jason Smith?  Ditto, though he was screwed up by the Rams bizarre choice to not play him right away and when they did, play him at a foreign position.

This year though?  The Rams’ pick is all but a formality.  Ndamukong Suh is a stud at a position the Rams need help with: Defensive Tackle.

I know what  you are saying: “Woah dude.  We need a quarterback…and a wide receiver.  Pick those!”

True, but Suh is a stud and despite Coach Spags’ past work, he might just not be able to squat out a good defense wherever he goes.

Turns out the secret to a good football team is “good players.”  Yup.  I know.  Total face palm.  Really should have guessed that.

In that vein…here’s to you Ndamukong Suh!

Photo from ESPN/AP