One Year Old Tries to Take On 26 Year Old and Loses

Stupid baby.  You can’t take on a grow 26 year old Jefferson County man!  I’m sure you didn’t want to learn that lesson with skull fractures, but well, now you know the ageless lesson: “Don’t start nothin’, won’t be nothin’!”

Jefferson County Prosecutor Forrest Wegge has charged Ronald Wills, 26, of Arnold with felony assault and endangering the welfare of a child after he allegedly beat his girlfriend’s 1-year-old daughter.

The child’s mother left her child in Wills’ care on Aug. 22 to go to work. When she returned, she found her daughter had swelling on her face and head and that Wills was looking for an ice pack to treat her, according to court documents.

Yeah Wills knew he was kicking a baby’s ass!  That’s why he was looking for an ice pack.  You normally wouldn’t do that for a guy that stepped to you gotten beat down, but you know…he was a baby, so after your done giving the baby “two skull fractures, massive facial and head swelling and bruising as well as abdominal trauma” you get the little punk an ice pack.  Its only fair.

You’re a good guy Ronald Wills.  Your tough but fair beating of a one year old baby, shows the world how to handle little punks like that.  Move over Dr. Phil!

Via Crime Beat