Found on the City Streets: One Orphaned Unicorn

You never know what you will find while driving around the street of St. Louis, and today we found the best proof of that statement yet.

We drove by to see an “orphaned” unicorn sitting on the sidewalk of South City, placed by some grass (so it won’t go hungry we assume).  I also had the following note on it’s head:

FREE to a good home.

We had no need for a unicorn here at Punching Kitty headquarters, so we let it be.  We do hope it gets picked up quick though, I would hate for a weird furry-molestor to lure it in to its van with a Butterfinger.  It can be tough out on the streets at night.