We’re All Going to Die: “Historic” Winter Storm is Coming

It’s all over people! The Snowpolocypse is upon us! Go to Home Depot and get some road salt even though you’ve never used it before! Go kick an old lady in her flappy neck to get that last can of green beans. It’s time to get serious people! Snow! Ice! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! KMOV(Channel 4): This could be one of those devastating storms when you have power outages and snow over a foot. [Read More]