Jordan Prince Strangles Babies

Jordan Prince Strangles Babies

Hey anyone know what Jordan Prince is up to these days? Probably just out in St. Charles looking weird and strangling babies because they have the nerve to be all loud when you’re trying to eat a box of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. You know how he do!!

According to reports, Jordan L. Prince, 24, was charged with first-degree endangering the welfare of a child and second-degree murder on Thursday.

Prince told police he became angry when young girl would not stop crying. He said he choked the child and left her on a couch while the mother slept in another room.

A while later, Prince checked on the baby girl and reported that she was unresponsive.

So you choked a four-month-old…and then checked on her “a while” later? So first she was too loud, and  then, after choking her, an hour later you thought she was a little too quiet? You just can’t ever be happy can you Jordan?!

She was taken to a local hospital and later airlifted to Cardinal Glennon Hospital where she died the next day.

According to results of an autopsy, the infant’s cause of death was asphyxiation.

What a piece of crap. We’re not sure there’s a color in the rainbow that this guy could stick on his head to distract us from what he did…or his face. Seriously, if you’re going to try and do something for people to look at, this guy shouldn’t be doing it anywhere near his face. Maybe try holding some really bright colored balloons…with really long strings. Get those eyeballs focused a little farther away from your actual face or body.

via KMOV, who misspelled his name on their broadcast