Tuesday night two homeless gentlemen where arguing downtown near the convention center. They were arguing over who was going to get to eat a bag of Cheetos. Eventually one guy stabbed the other guy. So ends another regular night in St. Louis.
Homicide detectives in St. Louis are investigating the incident which happened shortly before 9:00 p.m. at 6th and Washington.
Officials say the knife attack started with an argument over a bag of Cheetos.
This is just crazy. We’d definitely stab a guy over a bag of Ruffles Sour Cream and Cheddar chips, but Cheetos? Not a fan. Are we talking like a big bag of Cheetos? Do we have on no gloves, regular gloves, or standard homeless guy fingerless gloves? Maybe we’d put up a fight if we had full gloves and it was a huge bag of Cheetos, like a baby pool full of Cheetos, but we’re not coming to blows over a “fun size”. You can have it. You’re just gonna have to walk around like an orange-fingered jackass all night, or wash your hands in a puddle.
The victim was taken to the hospital, died a short time later, and never did get any Cheetos. As for the suspect, the police do have a man in custody, but no details have been released at this time outside of the following file photo:
via KMOV and a number of tipsters