Food Network star and host of the always on “Diners Drive-ins and Dives” Guy Fieri spent at least part of his weekend at Lake of the Ozarks. We know this because of this tweet bragging about his lake activities:

That seems a tad unsafe, but we couldn’t find a posted day time speed limit or a limit on how stupid your boat is allowed to look, so there you go. However, we highly doubt that Mr. Fieri had his Missouri boating safety card on him…

By Law – Beginning January 1, 2005, every person born after January 1, 1984, [yes, he’s older than 28, but still] who operates a vessel on Missouri lakes shall possess, on the vessel, a boating safety identification card issued by the Missouri State Water Patrol along with a valid photo I.D

(source: lakeoftheozarkswatersafetycouncil.com)

Tsk tsk.

Why he’s in the Ozarks, we don’t know, but maybe he’ll be featuring some Ozark area eateries on his show. If that’s the case, then it explains his excessive boating trip, because if you can survive eating squirrel stew or whatever it is they serve down there, you can survive anything.

via Twitter